

Michigan WinterJust fallen pure white fluff, moistly grasping every tree limb, gracing every road mailbox car roof top, crunching with each step, shining. Sadly melted snowflakes, frozen into piercingly cold ice cones outlining eaves of sleeping homes. Soft, glowing heart, illuminating the heavens. Full. The world’s night light. Sweet, sparkling decorations in the sky, celebrating the season, holding up the moon.Michigan Winter


Some Limericks for IndigestionKirk was an overweight hacker, whose diet consisted of crackers, he wooed all the girls by scanning their curls, but struck out ‘cause he drove a TrackerSome Limericks for Indigestion
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There once was a handsome young farmer, who really could be quite a charmer, he sweated and toiled for the women he spoiled, but forgot to buy his crotch some armor.
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ChickenmanLook, ma! Lookit the chicken walk! Ain’t he a funny one? Lookit them toothpicks he totters around on. How’s he do that? Don’t it hurt, ma? Don’t it make him uncomfortable something turrible? Lookit, ma! Lookit his bloodshot eyes! I don’t reckon I ever seen a more drunk lookin’ chicken. Did ya ever see such a thing? Ma? Did ya ever . . . Look! Lookit his feet, ma! Lookit the size of them clodhoppers he’s wearin’! Do ya reckon it hurtsChickenman
havin’ them chicken claws all bunchedup in them durn big boots? &nb


Distant bellsIf this is to be,Distant bells
then let the bells ring.
Let them resound with the song
of eternal unity.
Describe this to me:
this emotion that is claimed
by humans of all races and creeds.
What is this Love?
Why do I choke without her smile?
Help me to understand what is meant
when she turns those shining eyes to me,
and whispers sweet syllables
into my puzzled ear.
How did a half of a year
pass so quickly without fatal disaster?
I do not understand.
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The evolved ape has spoken.
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Guess what!?! MSI is releasing an EP--"Another Mindless Rip Off"!!!YESSSS!!!Check out Born to Be Beheaded-[link]
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The evolved ape has spoken.
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The evolved ape has spoken.
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